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The Two Men in Grand Rapids Riddle

At the exact same moment in time there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of Grand Rapids: One is walking a tight rope between Old Central School and Blandin. The other is receiving "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old woman at Leisure Hills. They are both thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?

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Itasca County Fair Riddle

You are driving a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley, on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you, in front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to get safely out of this dangerous situation?

Answers: The Two Men in Grand Rapids Riddle Answer: Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down! Itasca County Fair Riddle Answer: Get off the Merry-Go-Round you spent too much time in the Beer Garden.