10. Huge-Ass Pumpkin, or is it Huge ASS Pumpkin



9. One of the apes from Planet of the Apes (The original not the Marky Mark version)



8. Muslim Child



7. The King of Pop



6. Rainbow Whore



5. One of George W.'s Muslim "guests"



4. A Sausage Pizza



3. Ranch Hand



2. Camel Toe Elvis



1. The Hoff